Durian!

Myth or Fact?

PS: Just experimenting with macro shots.

Bilik “Termenung”

The title literally means the dreaming room. Gone are the days that I remember that my school toilet cubicles were labelled as “Bilik Termenung 1”, “Bilik Termenung 2”, etc from graffiti by our beloved creative students (Malaysian students often fantasize their ‘ wet dreams’ awfully too ‘real’ in toilets) Apparently, Australians also do in fact have this urge to do the same art.

Look at how brilliant Canning Students are..

in illustrating their ideas

Somewhat, Australians do have this knack of publishing ideas “theoretically true” at the same time. A sense of teamwork let alone the leadership shown in creating art is clearly expressed in the canvas. Brilliant how our young kids progress these days aren’t they?

As I was about to engage myself in activities in the toilet I was mesmerize by how well thought this graffiti were. They were placed at the finest spots where I felt proud for once to be a human. The male species especially.

It did clearly explain how sexual intercourse was initiated.

That’s why vibrators became a more popular toy

In an instant I was proudly aiming my toy around the toilet bowl, watching the yellowish- liquid swirl around the rimming of the white spotless bowl, knowing what men was actually capable of. Creating life, reproducing, trading genetic information and induce an unexplainable pleasure.

And when you do miss someone dearly,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…do not hesitate. Aim.

Dicks are such useful organs.

But even graffiti wasn’t only limited to students. Teachers also have the capacity to indulge in such luxurious activities.

Unfortunately it was on my calculator that he found.

Don’t tell me why I left the sticker there, but it has outstanding novelty value

PS: I lost my calculator in the physics lab then he returned or borrowed (as he stated) the next day. Though much thanks are given to him. =)

So if your ever lost, in need of help. Just pay a visit to the toilet and make new friends just with a marker in expense. You never know what you may find.

Life's difficult question answered

 

Taken from http://xkcd.com/229/ (In text referencing duh)

Eating Outside

You were prepared for dinner your friends cooked then you eagerly await that final seasoning he had to put in. The smell was sinfully excruciating filled with overdosed pepper and a tint of basil on top.  Grasping the cutlery tightly, you were about to feast your eyes on the most so thought fascinating food that he had promised.

Snow White Fried Rice

Sorry about my absence lately. Been lazy these couple of weeks but I finally updated my blog with an entry that I always wanted to post since I came here. And you guess it (alternatively it’s already stated in the title), it is about consumables.

When you first arrive in Australia, you will thought that it will be in a bustle of clean restaurants, fine dining popping up every mile, finger licking good fast food and corner wine stores, and yes all of that is certainly true. Though, it lacks of one important ingredient that made most Asian countries unique in taste. That is;

Hawker Centres

Photos are all taken from Kuching, Sarawak and may be taken from other blogs. Apologies in advance before bashing starts to occur in my innocent blog.

 

Why would anyone like a store filled with blood sucking mosquitoes, dense filled brown cockroaches, non air-condition buildings, dirty plastic tables and sound pollution in every degrees?

One word, distinctiveTASTE. (That’s one word aint’ it?")

That run down look that foreigners beg to have

Whether they poured detergent all over our mee kolo, you will never ever get to obtain that same taste in Australia at ALL. The environment itself is non comparable with the “Back to Nature” surroundings that Malaysia has. Music itself also isn’t enough to do battle with those soothing ‘Apek and Ama” talk you hear at every kopitiam (Coffee Shop).

Who needs this when you got..

This ‘Authentic’ Asian Look

So Perth itself in my opinion should just do 4 important steps to improve their dining diversity and quality.

P – unPrudence (The lack of carefulness and caution of the food they cook  can resultantly improve the quality and eminence of their menu)

O – Options (A dash of pepper, 0.5mg of Curry Bean Curd, 0.125ml of Soya sauce and a half a bottle of wine in our Broth. Don’t forget to put alot of oil)

R – Reek (Without the sufficient oily, grimy and filthy surroundings, the optimum conditions for food molecules cannot be achieve. That run-down look is a must!)

N – Necessities (If you keep on selling noodles rather than Mee in stores, nothing can be done)

So just remember the 4 steps PORN, watch how people execute this 4 steps, PORN and probably do this 4 steps PORN.

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So Perth, please, help us bring back that Asian look into our suburbs or cities. We will be entirely glad if you do this for us.

You wouldn’t want to end up in this conversation;

Girl : Eh, wanna’ go Yam cha tonight?

Boy : Ok. Sure very romantic wan.

Girl : Cibiet Boyfriend

For your information, most shops closed at 5.30pm except fast food stores in Perth.

The Definition of Holidays

Taken from Wikipedia;

• Official or unofficial observances of religious, national, or cultural significance, often accompanied by celebrations or festivities
• A general leave of absence from a regular occupation for rest or recreation
• A specific trip or journey for the purposes of recreation or tourism

Taken from Bryan Kho;

“Short”

From left, Singaporean Smartass, Johor Blur Queen, Sibu Blind Man and Gazette X Chef Wannabe

With the availability of friends in Perth close to zero due to the fact that many smelly rich kids went back to M’sia without me, I had to throw myself into an overload and spent my time with this band of brothers.

Holidays are an utter pleasure for some people but it definitely will sink your budget into an overdrive and even more if you are in somewhere new. Take an example, a spindrift female in KL. Though I can’t say more that holidays was indeed enjoyable and sinful at best. My diet wasn’t curbed at all with frequent fast food outings and polysaturated French fries.

My next best place before my homestead

During the early mornings what you can expect during a typical holiday in Perth;

Waiting for Green Busses

Mid afternoons in Perth;

Bracing icy cold sea waters

Visiting the zoo

Fishing in the Cerulean Seas

Late-Afternoons in Perth;

 

Molesting fishes

Getting all excited for nothing

Watch Live Action Jaws

Consequently, everything had an ending. Holidays do end abruptly as a matter of fact. Whether or not time passes by when individuals are having fun or rather God has trick up his sleeves, holidays are probably defined as something unusual and meaningless if that was the case. You do not gain anything in return instead you daddys money for unbeneficial activities. I am one humbly who do not agree with that.

Whattt? You talking to me?

(A overdued serious post)

Holidays are a time for relaxation and freedom. Breaking apart one souls to the environment rather than work loads on just computers and books. Somewhat I did understand people tend to be merely more busy during the holidays going out rather than during their exams. That’s because people find it enjoyable. If studies or university courses are enjoyable such as that, they too will look forward to school itself.

 

A time where people have the right to choose what they wanted to do, innovate and pretend. Now, it’s all about being pretenders of our very souls to each of everyone. Who gives a damn if you had money? That’d make other people happy but do you really need that much money if your spending half of your life doing something that you hate?

Go figure if you were to live your life 24 hours a day with 1/3 of the time spending on your job. Your not sane if you pick something that you didn’t like at all.

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Holidays are closely related to work and ultimately, college. They work with each other to tell us something. A time to think. A time to choose. A time to conclude. And of course, a time for relaxation. This holiday meant much to me as much as some other pesky mosquitoes lurking in the shadows wanting my blood. It’s a feeling that you can’t forget.

That said, I did had feelings before the holiday. Feelings of insecurity, feelings of hopelessness, feelings of lust, feelings of desire and feelings of deviation from real life. Those feelings never did get me through this holiday smiling every moment but even with that, I did smiled outright inspite of everything’s going to hell. I enjoyed it and learnt something amidst of all the thing that is not going according to plan. I am contented.

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I want to thank god for bringing me to this so-called sacred place. I want to thank my uncle for sponsoring countless of money. I want to thank my relatives for their support. I want to thank my friends for being friends. I want to thank myself for taking some good photos.

The most unusual bunch makes the worst best holiday

So what have you been doing lately?

I bet mines quite obvious