As the time I’m writing now, there is 27 more days before I reach to the end of my journey… AWW CUT THE CRAP.
I’m going to see all those peeps back in Kuching and finally get to experience Malaysia like a Malaysian. As you may wondered, why am I going all goofy on somewhat a BORING AND INDECENT place like Kuching? Let ME tell you one thing, when you live somewhere else, you do have this sense of insecurity inside oneself and you feel loneliness that you may have never experience.
FCUK, let me give you some insightful examples;
bitch/KENNY
Now you understand why some people go gay or awkwardly crazy when they are out from their original states they were born into. But no, that’s not it. With so much assignments, test and exams reaping into your door every moment, you ALSO start cursing foul words and turn/twist different profanity to express your sorrows and anger.
Eg.
NICK (This does depict any real person) : CHEEBYE. 98 in Physics NIA!
Bryan : ZZZ…
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YII FUNG (This also does not depict any real person) : Aiya never study one la. Chemistry also very hard for me le.
The following day.
YII FUNG : 95% NIA!
Bryan : ZZZ.. Bitch
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How about those many times where words are used indecently and involuntary as our mouth muscles are not in control? You tried to control your motor mouth and show that you are indeed a downright down-to-earth goodwill person but it just came out of the sudden. This is what we call
GLOBALIZATION
Don’t you think its wierd when you hear Africans say CHEEBYE out of nowhere. Hokkien people should be praise of their efforts in educating the global community. Why is that so? Cheebye, Lanjiao, Kan Ni Na, Pu bo, Pu Kang is some of the most common words used today. And where did it came form, us HOKKIENS. WE SHOULD BE PROUD AS I am indeed proud to be one of this visionaries.
Before I stray too far, let me get back.
CheeBye!
Yes, my world is filled with this type of westernised and hokkienized words. That is what I learnt in Australia. This words can be indeed useful.
So I’m telling you, there is no wrong in profaning everyday. It is used everytime. If anyone is to say that were you raised in the longkang, you can always say that my MUMMY AND PAPA ALSO SAY THAT WHEN DRIVING LE. OK, done deal.
As soon as we learn the many ways to communicate, we can even write pitiful stories with profanity to give it more feeling.
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Girl : I want you to bring me to somewhere expensive ok, not KFC.
Lanjiao Boyfriend.
1 comment:
wow bryan, why keep scolding? haha
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