Who The F

NuffNang

As I was browsing and checking on my blog stats which should had been done aeons ago, I noticed that something was awkwardly wrong.

Yes, alot of people do like my computer

But wait a minute..

Zzz… That better be Burger King

In between

Ain’t lifes a bitch? Personally I think that it’s pretty much unfair that pure freedom is in between pure foul agony. I’ll be sitting some big ass exam called WAUFP which is something similar to SPM. And basically the jist of it is; if you screwed this up, your dead, no future, no fcuking life and no dreams.

“Screw it I say” Struggle for this few last days and your home free.

If it wasn’t for Borderlands and Torchlight keeping me away from my books, I’ll gladly spend 6 hours in front of books everyday. Well I actually did barely touch any of the games but temptation grows stronger everytime I proceed to my subjects. Think about it;

 

When your reading Physics projectiles;

You started thinking of projectile weapons

When your sucking up to Applicable sets;

You started thinking of purple inventory items to collect to boost up your stats tremendously

When your bitching over Chemistry acids and bases;

You started thinking of corrosive shots and elemental status that you can inflict on enemies

 

And to make matters worst;

Bond day (aka. Payday) is on the day of my ELACS test. Damn you.

Therefore Australia is no better than Malaysia. TNB AND KNN to the core.

 

At least I graduated from Canning (sad news is every International Students will graduate even with ‘suku’ result).

 

Zzz Photo

Short post before I get back to studying. Thank guys. *shed shed fake tears

Fail Ronald McDonald

Aw.. How Cute

McDonald is teaching kids on the values on reading. Reading on what le?

 

  CheeBye, I knew something “Go Up”

I LOVE reading books! They can TAKE YOU TO PLACES YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT… IMAGINE THAT! (Places I can IMAGINE)

The mosaic was to shield your eyes from agony and keep this blog at a “Everyone” rating. Damn an erection… And his showing off his ass to the whole world at the same time. Kids and Happy Meal…. Happy Time doesn’t that resemble something. Go figure

 

New  pubical “things”

It’s fun to explore new things. I’m loving it.

Michael Jackson sure has descended from heaven. Make sure he don’t “Ta Pau”.

Bitchy Days

As the time I’m writing now, there is 27 more days before I reach to the end of my journey… AWW CUT THE CRAP.

I’m going to see all those peeps back in Kuching and finally get to experience Malaysia like a Malaysian. As you may wondered, why am I going all goofy on somewhat a BORING AND INDECENT place like Kuching? Let ME tell you one thing, when you live somewhere else, you do have this sense of insecurity inside oneself and you feel loneliness that you may have never experience.

FCUK, let me give you some insightful examples;

You start acting like a bitch/KENNY

You feel small in this BIG WORLD

Now you understand why some people go gay or awkwardly crazy when they are out from their original states they were born into. But no, that’s not it. With so much assignments, test and exams reaping into your door every moment, you ALSO start cursing foul words and turn/twist different profanity to express your sorrows and anger.

Eg.

NICK (This does depict any real person) : CHEEBYE. 98 in Physics NIA!

Bryan : ZZZ…

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YII FUNG (This also does not depict any real person) : Aiya never study one la. Chemistry also very hard for me le.

The following day.

YII FUNG : 95% NIA!

Bryan : ZZZ.. Bitch

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How about those many times where words are used indecently and involuntary as our mouth muscles are not in control? You tried to control your motor mouth and show that you are indeed a downright down-to-earth goodwill person but it just came out of the sudden. This is what we call

GLOBALIZATION

Don’t you think its wierd when you hear Africans say CHEEBYE out of nowhere. Hokkien people should be praise of their efforts in educating the global community. Why is that so? Cheebye, Lanjiao, Kan Ni Na, Pu bo, Pu Kang is some of the most common words used today. And where did it came form, us HOKKIENS. WE SHOULD BE PROUD AS I am indeed proud to be one of this visionaries.

Before I stray too far, let me get back.

Bitch!

CheeBye!

Awesome!

Damn!

Yes, my world is filled with this type of westernised and hokkienized words. That is what I learnt in Australia. This words can be indeed useful.

So I’m telling you, there is no wrong in profaning everyday. It is used everytime. If anyone is to say that were you raised in the longkang, you can always say that my MUMMY AND PAPA ALSO SAY THAT WHEN DRIVING LE. OK, done deal.

As soon as we learn the many ways to communicate, we can even write pitiful stories with profanity to give it more feeling.

 

 

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Girl : I want you to bring me to somewhere expensive ok, not KFC.

Lanjiao Boyfriend.