Ever imagine what happens if your having intercourse then the menstrual cycle started revving their engines.
WTF!OMG!BBQ!
That is what SPM Examination means to us. Were about to hit the centre stage of all holidays then this fucking exam comes to penetrate in your dick or vagina then tells you, this is your future! God damnit!
Studying is like a game of chess
At first, with burning usaha like a semangat yang membara-bara, you opened the book and said, this is not going to be that hard. With a highlighter and a pen, you jotted down all the notes and highlighted all the printed notes that seems important. In the end, after the second page, you started to slack and flip over and over the other pages and you noticed the last page is 453. You then looked at yourself. This is going to take forever.
“Just few books la. Don’t worry la”
You finished a chapter then you heaved a sign of relief. You looked around the room and noticed;
“This is going take an eternity”
OK. Maybe there is some books but I can’t give up cause of that. You wanted to try another different book when you again noticed;
“Cibai”
This is what educated people go through. Those orang pedalaman should be thankful they never have to go through this. God bless them.
You never know you will become something like this guy;
“Hi my name is John. Are you black?”
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