The Definition of Holidays

Taken from Wikipedia;

• Official or unofficial observances of religious, national, or cultural significance, often accompanied by celebrations or festivities
• A general leave of absence from a regular occupation for rest or recreation
• A specific trip or journey for the purposes of recreation or tourism

Taken from Bryan Kho;

“Short”

From left, Singaporean Smartass, Johor Blur Queen, Sibu Blind Man and Gazette X Chef Wannabe

With the availability of friends in Perth close to zero due to the fact that many smelly rich kids went back to M’sia without me, I had to throw myself into an overload and spent my time with this band of brothers.

Holidays are an utter pleasure for some people but it definitely will sink your budget into an overdrive and even more if you are in somewhere new. Take an example, a spindrift female in KL. Though I can’t say more that holidays was indeed enjoyable and sinful at best. My diet wasn’t curbed at all with frequent fast food outings and polysaturated French fries.

My next best place before my homestead

During the early mornings what you can expect during a typical holiday in Perth;

Waiting for Green Busses

Mid afternoons in Perth;

Bracing icy cold sea waters

Visiting the zoo

Fishing in the Cerulean Seas

Late-Afternoons in Perth;

 

Molesting fishes

Getting all excited for nothing

Watch Live Action Jaws

Consequently, everything had an ending. Holidays do end abruptly as a matter of fact. Whether or not time passes by when individuals are having fun or rather God has trick up his sleeves, holidays are probably defined as something unusual and meaningless if that was the case. You do not gain anything in return instead you daddys money for unbeneficial activities. I am one humbly who do not agree with that.

Whattt? You talking to me?

(A overdued serious post)

Holidays are a time for relaxation and freedom. Breaking apart one souls to the environment rather than work loads on just computers and books. Somewhat I did understand people tend to be merely more busy during the holidays going out rather than during their exams. That’s because people find it enjoyable. If studies or university courses are enjoyable such as that, they too will look forward to school itself.

 

A time where people have the right to choose what they wanted to do, innovate and pretend. Now, it’s all about being pretenders of our very souls to each of everyone. Who gives a damn if you had money? That’d make other people happy but do you really need that much money if your spending half of your life doing something that you hate?

Go figure if you were to live your life 24 hours a day with 1/3 of the time spending on your job. Your not sane if you pick something that you didn’t like at all.

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Holidays are closely related to work and ultimately, college. They work with each other to tell us something. A time to think. A time to choose. A time to conclude. And of course, a time for relaxation. This holiday meant much to me as much as some other pesky mosquitoes lurking in the shadows wanting my blood. It’s a feeling that you can’t forget.

That said, I did had feelings before the holiday. Feelings of insecurity, feelings of hopelessness, feelings of lust, feelings of desire and feelings of deviation from real life. Those feelings never did get me through this holiday smiling every moment but even with that, I did smiled outright inspite of everything’s going to hell. I enjoyed it and learnt something amidst of all the thing that is not going according to plan. I am contented.

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I want to thank god for bringing me to this so-called sacred place. I want to thank my uncle for sponsoring countless of money. I want to thank my relatives for their support. I want to thank my friends for being friends. I want to thank myself for taking some good photos.

The most unusual bunch makes the worst best holiday

So what have you been doing lately?

I bet mines quite obvious

Interlude

Is this blog dying? Is it not having the updates it used to have? Am I turning lazy in the blogging community?

*plays “I Will Survive” in the background*

Things yet to be fulfilled;

• I have yet to update on my brand new phone review
• I have yet to tell you how awesome is the new Green Day album
• I have yet to tell you about what Perth really is
• I have yet to describe on College Life
• I have yet to understand the stupidity concepts of Vectors in physics
• I have yet to own an original game
• I have yet to own a Electric/Acoustic Guitar

Before ma’ brain explodes because of annoying routines that I have to face nearly everyday weekdays, I will sit by the corner and sip on Marijuana while leaving the stereo tuning to the BARNEY channel.

I’m turning mental by the minute as pink elephants float around this room shoot zappy guns to bacteria surrounding my puny head. I’m a soldier without cause that celebrates the sweet sound of defeat.

My memorial : Respect me as I haft done so much unto all

With grief, I grabbed a truck load of dynamite and swallowed it with dignity. Before that, I liquidated my estate and sold it to prostitutes around the street that sells flavoured condoms to transsexuals. I’ll be with you, either  transcended homosexuality or even  till bestiality. I’ll protect the country with might, power and words of blasphemy. I’ll do even if I have to humiliate myself in front of naked people running around shouting “I LOVE NATURE”.

So, do help the cause! Support the cause! Join UNCLE SAM BRYAN.

 

JOIN ME TODAY!

All you have to do is donate a minor part of your allowance (say; RM 1000) to my bank account or just send via DHL to my address. Thank you.

Ebay 101

I just won a bid.

In ebay~~~~!!!!!

My next favourite shoplot.

What did I buy? Something for my iPhone. Regrettably, it cost quite alot as someone was competing with me in the bid. Sadistic person he was but I reign triumph and became the undisputed champion of yesteryear.

Though it was my fathers credit card. But soon, I’ll use my own bank account in PayPal.

Believe me. Online shopping is way fun!

The Great Escape (Finale)

Am I finally settled in Perth, Australia? Not entirely.

Anyway, totally very stupendous sorry for the late post. Been pretty busy lately. Trying to balance gaming, travelling, preparing and chatting is pretty hard. And finally now, I found time to blog! Yay.

I’ll make this post short and simple for suckers who never visited Australia, understandable.

Perth is something like Kuching.

 

Pretty similar ain’t it? (Sorry about the noise in the first picture. My camera can’t really take dark places)

Just that the buildings are taller, city is bigger, streets are bigger and a cleaner well kept river.

Though with all the similarities, is hard to say that Kuching is on par with Perth. In here, you can see that alot of immigrants from all over the world are here blabbering their own accent. From the Konichiwa type to the Brits, the ni hao ma and the ‘Au’ Fe’ De sen’ (I wonder how to spell that), you can find them in all sorts of skin colours. Still the majority is Australians of couse but its quite hard to tell whether they are citizens or coming from say America. ULTIMATELY, this proves that there is a reason they all flock to this enchanted bay. You know whats that?

CHEAP CARS!

22-30K AUD

20-25K AUD

And to top it all of;

11-12K AUD. ( RM28K. Cheaper than Malaysia!!)

Though the only proton car I seen so far was someone driving is a metallic white Gen-2. Poor Bastard..

That’s all folks. Remember to check my blog next time for the REAL review of Australia. Tata.

(Lesson of the Story Kids : Malaysia are ****tards and never will exempt their overpriced tax rates in imported Cars and other items. They want stupid people like you and me to buy their home made junks. MALAYSIA BOLEH! BULLY)

Holidays boredom filled?

Well it’s not all the games I played during the holidays cause some of them I actually played it earlier.

Games that I completed so far;

Left 4 Dead (Completed / Still playing though xD)

Red Alert 3 (In progress)

World In Conflict (Completed)

Crysis (Completed)

Crysis Warhead (Completed)

Half life 2 (Completed)

HL 2 : EP 1 and 2 (Not yet even start xD)

Spore (Gave up half way)

Devil May Cry 4 (Completed)

Grand Theft Auto 4 (Completed)

Mass Effect (My brother completed first so didn’t had the mood)

Assassins Creed (Completed)

Need For Speed Undercover (Played halfway and uninstall it halfway)

Gears of War (Completed)

Gears of War 2 (Have to pay a visit to Reening’s house)

Oblivion (Same thing like Mass Effect)

Grid (Could be completed)

Witcher (Not my cup of tea)

Far Cry 2 (Completed and disappointed)

Bioshock (Completed)

Need For Speed Carbon (Completed)

Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare (Currently level 46)

Company of Heroes (Stuck at last level)

Dead Space (Completed)

Call of Duty 4: World at War (Halfway cause of my brother)

Cryostasis (In progress)

Fallout 3 (Completed)

Dawn of War 2 (In progress)

Final Fantasy 8 (Halfway)

Diablo 2 plus expansion (Completed)

Neverwinter Nights 2 (Halfway, graphics sucked so didn’t played after that)

After all that hardcore gaming, my brain felt dead. And because that, I suddenly had this urge to study. Call me crazy if you want =D

So one word;

I want a kitty like that..

The Fray, AAR, Taylor, etc..

*It’s not arrange chronically or ratings. It is just that songs that some of you may take notice of.

1. You Found Me – The Fray (Alternative)

With such awesome songwriting skills, you have to forgive his weird voice. This song seems to touch on something sensitive which is where is god when you need him the most. It is not a praise and worship song, but more like a calling. Somewhat nice in a way. It starts out with a slow beat, with a piano filling up the background. Then comes the drums and electric guitars like any other emo songs nowadays. Though I am not a fan of the chorus, it is still something worth listening to.

A weird name for a band

2. Breakin – All-American Rejects (Pop Rock)

A song that has not made its debut yet. With a title like that, it seems they never practice proper spelling. It’s a song that you don’t fall in love with it from the first listen but it grows on you as soon as you keep on rolling this song when you left your iTunes in repeat. The verse is a bore to listen to but the guitar in the background seems to be uplifting the song. But when it reaches the pre-chorus, you start to notice something different from the song and the chorus seems to jump right at you. It’s an awesome listen but it needs the time to build in you.

The album title has nothing to do with 2012

3. Teardrops on my Guitar – Taylor Swift (Country)

An old song I know and possibly a country song. Though this is not my type of genre but it captivated me to listen as the title is simply awesome as the song is. The guitar work is not as amazing as I thought it would be but the lyrics are plain simple and romantic. It tells a story that this ‘girl’ couldn’t get the guy he wants cause he is in a relationship with another hottie. In the end, this is the product.

Now another song from the same artist.

4. Forever and Always – Taylor Swift (Country)

This song could debut anytime. I can certainly bet on it. This song is the perfect break up song. If it was the boy who initiated the break up. I’m hinting on someone who starts with a R. You should listen to this. The verse is excellent music while the chorus seems to be more a cross from pop and country. But still, I would definitely recommend this song to anyone who is interested in Taylor Swift’s song. This song also is supposedly written for the Taylor and Joe Jonas break up.

I love her signature xD

Songs that are worthy a listen also;

Hell March – Red Alert 3 Soundtrack

Just Dance – Lady Gaga feat. Colby O’Donis

Miss Independent – Neyo

I Don’t Care (Machine Shop Remix) – Fall Out Boy

Games that R meant to be played ONLINE in M’sia

This is especially for Malaysians who are dirt poor or might as we say, support piracy completely, like, ahem, me. Thus I am going outward my normal ways of blogging and blog something which is more meaningful on words and post a longer ‘post’ especially as you know, my mouth can’t stand the temptation to shut my blog into a few measly words.

It’s arrange from the best to the “bestest”

5) Counterstrike 1.6

Although a game that has been here for generations, but it’s still one hell of a game

Now this is a game that has been like overplayed but still is one hell of a game. Yes it does not have the graphics to boot but its still has ongoing competitions around Malaysia and why not we spend a little time fragging people online and making them waiting at least until to the round end. Although you need a genuine copy to play online, but a client call garena made it possible to play online with other people in Malaysia. So what are you waiting for, go frag those n00bs.

 

4) Burnout Paradise : The Ultimate Box

If you thought taking down AI driven cars was fun, you haven’t gone online yet

For those who are fans of the Burnout Series, this game is a little overwhelming at first since they took a test drive on open world driving (think Midnight Club and GTA) which work remarkably well.

The AI has been improved, they are like a whopping collectable 75 cars in the game, about half a dozen game modes, and whole lot of crashing to do. In online though, taking down another opponent feels just at home especially those mugshots taken when you do take down another person (Mugshots are like screenshots from the webcam that are taken after you took the person down). So go on ahead and take a pirated copy of this game, as it actually can play ONLINE without the real copy (or it’s just my luck^^)

 

3) Warcraft 3 : Frozen Throne (Defense of the Ancients aka. DOTA)

The most popular game in Malaysia. Besides that, that’s me pwning Churchill.

It’s maybe a game that has alot of haters and fans. Nevertheless, this game manage to convince the crowd that teamwork and owning others is hella fun. The number of heroes in this game is like countless, and the hours you will spend on this game is tremendous according to your preference. But if your looking for a game that doesn’t require too much on system requirements and something that you can spend little to alot of time, and also with the thought overlooking those lamers and criticisms they will throw at you, this is the game for you.

Now for the hardest decision in life.

What game should be the number 1 game that Malaysians should play online?

Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare

or

Left 4 Dead

And the winner is…

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none.

 

This two games are awesomely great. One can’t complain of the competitive and epic feel when you play Call of Duty. Another also can’t complain the need of teamwork and tension that one experience when playing Left 4 Dead.

So for people who are looking to test that guts on competitive multiplayer, go for Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare. They have an excellent customization options that everyone should have. From perks, to attachment of different kinds of weapons. How about calling an airstrike or even better, a chopper? Knifing another person to death? Jumping from 30 feet to get a honor for completing that challenge? Yes there is. Everything you ever wanted is here. So go ahead, kill those annoying Spetnaz with your M14A2 tube. Oh my.. Did I just say tube?

Just be sure not to wet in your pants when you meet me^^

That’s me. On top of the leader boards of that game

 

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Left 4 Dead also another game that should be played. No wonder its been voted as GOTY (Game of the Year) from several sites. It’s the best cooperative game you can ever find. If you like shooting zombies with your mates, this is the game that you should had owned now. The terrific feeling of surviving the campaign in expert is astonishing. Teamwork is needed to get through this as not only zombies roam the streets of Left 4 Dead, but the special infected are also out to get you. Just be sure you are not too close to the gargantuan tank. If this is not enough for you, it has also an VS mode but this is not as complete as Call of Duty but that does not stop you from playing the Co-op campaign.

Now you know what games that are meant to be played (quote from NVIDIA), so if you excuse me, I got some Zombie Infestation to deal with.

Ain’t it romantic? Two guys, one girl and one black dude.

LAN Party

NAT vs BK

How I miss those days..

Butt Rape : No lube

Take your turn guys

Counter-strike..

In real life!!!

Sum it up into one word, it was AWESOME!!!

Go to http://natsia91.blogspot.com/ for more details.

Left 4 Dead

Killing Zombies was never this fun

I got to stop playing this game. Damn.

Kotaro Oshio : Oasis

My next take on classical songs.

Credits to Jeffery