Reason for Change

4-0 Germany VS Australia. 

Who The F

NuffNang

As I was browsing and checking on my blog stats which should had been done aeons ago, I noticed that something was awkwardly wrong.

Yes, alot of people do like my computer

But wait a minute..

Zzz… That better be Burger King

In between

Ain’t lifes a bitch? Personally I think that it’s pretty much unfair that pure freedom is in between pure foul agony. I’ll be sitting some big ass exam called WAUFP which is something similar to SPM. And basically the jist of it is; if you screwed this up, your dead, no future, no fcuking life and no dreams.

“Screw it I say” Struggle for this few last days and your home free.

If it wasn’t for Borderlands and Torchlight keeping me away from my books, I’ll gladly spend 6 hours in front of books everyday. Well I actually did barely touch any of the games but temptation grows stronger everytime I proceed to my subjects. Think about it;

 

When your reading Physics projectiles;

You started thinking of projectile weapons

When your sucking up to Applicable sets;

You started thinking of purple inventory items to collect to boost up your stats tremendously

When your bitching over Chemistry acids and bases;

You started thinking of corrosive shots and elemental status that you can inflict on enemies

 

And to make matters worst;

Bond day (aka. Payday) is on the day of my ELACS test. Damn you.

Therefore Australia is no better than Malaysia. TNB AND KNN to the core.

 

At least I graduated from Canning (sad news is every International Students will graduate even with ‘suku’ result).

 

Zzz Photo

Short post before I get back to studying. Thank guys. *shed shed fake tears

Bitchy Days

As the time I’m writing now, there is 27 more days before I reach to the end of my journey… AWW CUT THE CRAP.

I’m going to see all those peeps back in Kuching and finally get to experience Malaysia like a Malaysian. As you may wondered, why am I going all goofy on somewhat a BORING AND INDECENT place like Kuching? Let ME tell you one thing, when you live somewhere else, you do have this sense of insecurity inside oneself and you feel loneliness that you may have never experience.

FCUK, let me give you some insightful examples;

You start acting like a bitch/KENNY

You feel small in this BIG WORLD

Now you understand why some people go gay or awkwardly crazy when they are out from their original states they were born into. But no, that’s not it. With so much assignments, test and exams reaping into your door every moment, you ALSO start cursing foul words and turn/twist different profanity to express your sorrows and anger.

Eg.

NICK (This does depict any real person) : CHEEBYE. 98 in Physics NIA!

Bryan : ZZZ…

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YII FUNG (This also does not depict any real person) : Aiya never study one la. Chemistry also very hard for me le.

The following day.

YII FUNG : 95% NIA!

Bryan : ZZZ.. Bitch

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How about those many times where words are used indecently and involuntary as our mouth muscles are not in control? You tried to control your motor mouth and show that you are indeed a downright down-to-earth goodwill person but it just came out of the sudden. This is what we call

GLOBALIZATION

Don’t you think its wierd when you hear Africans say CHEEBYE out of nowhere. Hokkien people should be praise of their efforts in educating the global community. Why is that so? Cheebye, Lanjiao, Kan Ni Na, Pu bo, Pu Kang is some of the most common words used today. And where did it came form, us HOKKIENS. WE SHOULD BE PROUD AS I am indeed proud to be one of this visionaries.

Before I stray too far, let me get back.

Bitch!

CheeBye!

Awesome!

Damn!

Yes, my world is filled with this type of westernised and hokkienized words. That is what I learnt in Australia. This words can be indeed useful.

So I’m telling you, there is no wrong in profaning everyday. It is used everytime. If anyone is to say that were you raised in the longkang, you can always say that my MUMMY AND PAPA ALSO SAY THAT WHEN DRIVING LE. OK, done deal.

As soon as we learn the many ways to communicate, we can even write pitiful stories with profanity to give it more feeling.

 

 

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Girl : I want you to bring me to somewhere expensive ok, not KFC.

Lanjiao Boyfriend.

Birthdays

FAIL Watch

This post is dedicated to a homo-sapient namely named after Lin Dan Chong Wei Peter Gade young ancestor of mother fathers dog, Jeffery Yap Yong Hui as an apology of the fact that I DIDN’T forget his birthday.

My watch apparently failed to tell me the date correctly that it was indeed 13th of July yesterday. It was behind 1 day and I just noticed it yesterday. Man, I got to check on my screws inside my head, make sure the gears are not 1 day behind also.

And whose Jeffery Yap Yong Hui?

That’s the most “Handsomest” Picture I can find

Thank you Facebook for showing me that he has been taking slimming agents and medication since I went away (Which he didn’t go and visit me for the last time, Tsk Tsk).

No offense. =)

Periodically

A word NOT to describe this blog. As I promised, this blog will continue its valiantly triumphant updates every so and then and even more so active in my mid term holidays, I deliberately disagree that as I seem to have this word ‘lazy’ across my mind all the time.

BTW, my holidays are like 1 week only, and this is my only holiday for like… the whole foundation? WTFF (That other F is “Freaking”)

Firstly, I think that this blog lacks a few things;

• Life in Perth (It’s stated in the title and I do not really describe anything on it)
• More general things (Like MJ’s death or Swine Flu)
• My brand new guitar
• More pictures of other people. (I just keep on forgetting to bring my camera, damn
• More better taken pictures (I don’t have DSLR ok, I normally use iPhone to take only)

Nevertheless, I’ll try to blog more if I can. Reminds self to bring camera*

And yes college life is a bummer.. (Thanks Nat for reminding me that)

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And I never had the chance to say this before I went down under

I miss Kuching, all the people, all the piracy, all the food, all the imperfections and most of all, the AVAILABILITY OF A CAR TO DRIVE

If I ever had this chance to go back to Cat City again, I’ll certainly do this few things;

Make those guitars produce noise

Support Piracy

Shout “Sohai” or “Noob” every now and then

Visit this girls house every now and then

Hang out with them dudes (Which mostly involve having CS tourneys in Cybercafes)

Go ‘Spring’ Shopping literally (Man I miss my short hair!)

Tell this ‘Guy’ to buy more of those alcohol filled chocs

But most of all…

Yam CHA (Utmost Importance!! Code RED)

Ebay 101

I just won a bid.

In ebay~~~~!!!!!

My next favourite shoplot.

What did I buy? Something for my iPhone. Regrettably, it cost quite alot as someone was competing with me in the bid. Sadistic person he was but I reign triumph and became the undisputed champion of yesteryear.

Though it was my fathers credit card. But soon, I’ll use my own bank account in PayPal.

Believe me. Online shopping is way fun!

The Great Escape (Part 2)

I’m finally at Aussie. Honestly, I’m kinda homesick. From the absence of Proton cars zipping past the highway, Asians who are like rarely to be seen, blondies everywhere you walk, you sure are going to say “Ha?” or” Wow”.

Anyway, currently I am surfing the web in my cousins house. It’s alot faster than Malaysian Internet I can assure that. For now, I’m pretty free, but with my cousins Wii and his Uber Awesome Rig to be accompanying for me the next few days, I am sure going to be busy =D. I guess gaming do run in the family. Kekekeke. Photos coming soon.

Dem dudes and dudetts I hang out with

The Great Escape (Part 1)

What will happen to Malaysia when I’m gone?

In Chronological Order;

• Najib is appointed as Prime Minister (Which he already is)
• Batang Ai election turn out badly as PKR won by a landslide cause the orang pekampungan don’t trust BN’s get rich schemes anymore.
• Taib was in shocked and was saddened by the whole matter and appoint his young son to take over his place
• Anwar naked vasectomy surgery photos circulate over the internet
• Next State Election turn out even more badly as PKR won a 75% majority
• Anwar was assassinated when he was giving speech as the next Prime Minister
• US intervenes and cuts of many trade routes and puts embargos towards Malaysia
• Najib gets a heart attack and few into a coma
• Mahathir finally shuts up
• Kuala Lumpur and Sarawak went into anarchy
• Indonesian forces organize mass rape to little Chinese and Malay girls
• And pregnant woman
• North Korea tested nuclear missile on Malaysia
• Millions of people became infected zombies and ghouls
• Nuclear Warfare happens
• Few Malaysians survive cause of their kia-see syndrome that they contracted
• The era of Fallout is declared around the world
• Flying dogs and fire breathing lizards are one of the most common animals in the world
• Bryan Kho saved the world
• He won more votes to be the president than Barrack Obama Junior himself
• Peace was finally declared
• He dominated the world and enacts slave trading to be a past time to rich locals
• The middle finger was a salute to humanity

This is not depicted to be a true historical event as procured and predicted by professionals. This story is only fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t close my blog using ISA. 

Recollections

As the author, I want to take a time to do something more personal and more fulfilling to myself. As I engage on something quite sensitive to me, I wish the readers to take heart on what I am going to write. Though this post is not picture heavy and that proves to be one of my most ‘attractive’ feature of this blog, I do hope you appreciate that words are indeed as powerful as pictures itself. Bare with me please.

As you may have know that in sometime early April, I’ll be leaving to down under to further my studies. As this is my first time being overseas for about more than half a year, I have my doubts on succeeding in this awaited and painful journey. Due to the fact that I have been pressurize to the very last bit and made sure every detail of my trip to Aussie is planned accordingly, I also finally started to regret. I am not to say that this chance is plain useless to me as many people never even have got this chance to go overseas to study. I have to count myself a lucky person. But being lucky is another thing, when everything here will be simply left behind once your gone.

From family, friends, your most beloved pet, your most loved person, your awesome rig, your house, your daily life, your favourite food, your culture, your particularly everything have to be left behind. This is hard for me. I can accept changes, but when everything just come to you at once, it’s just hard. For some of my readers out there, I know you must be wondering.

“Who gives a damn about changes, you have the chance of a lifetime to be out there, alone, independent. You are finally free of all your troubles. Your finally going to lead a new life out there and not stuck in a third-world country like Malaysia”

What life I am going to lead. A successful one or a dreadful one? Freedom also comes with a price. Responsibility. With people around you cheering your back, people spending tens of thousands of AUD on you, people you love missing every bit of you, consequently, that is a big responsibility that you have to carry.

This is what I am experiencing right now. A life with many possibilities all undertaken by just one decision. A decision will ultimately change how the way you live and how the way you feel about yourself. I am certain that with every decision that you have made, the more you start to regret. And the more you regret, the more you will despair. But as all old grannys, uncles, friends, teachers, and most other human beings will say, it all comes from hard work that you will succeed with every big decision that you have made. I humbly agreed on that.

So to that, I finally ranted out something that I wish to say a long time ago. But before that, I wish to ultimately, thank my uncle for financing my studies in Australia. Without him, I can’t help it but have this feeling being overshadowed by my people around me. To my friends out there, I’m sorry for leaving you guys in the dirt, but I’ll come back soon enough. I’m terribly sorry. I feel the pain of leaving you guys as much as leaving myself from Kuching.

Do comment about my post as I finally enabled comments in my blog. Do make it comforting and reassuring though. Thank you for your time.

Earth Hour

I currently had switched off all the lights in my house.. except the light emitting from my computer screen^^

So far, I only known 3 places that had switch off their lights, Four Points, Cold Storage and Petronas Gas Stations. In some speculations, those also inform me that MBKS Building also had already switch off their lights.

It was supposed to be lit brightly.

Though some of us are not so happy with the idea of switching every light. Like in my neighborhood..

Wat to do..

Anyway, Support Earth Hour. Save Earth.

Damai Puri Memoirs Finale

The final take and the finale that you have been waiting for. Took me quite some time before I decided to post it up due to many reasons. But who cares about details, it’s finally here.

Do me a favor and do not trust Nathaniels part of the story. His lies will only brainwash you.

Starring our wannabe heroes;

Natalie, Brenda, Joan (Can’t come up with a nice name xD)

Day 3

Our plan to wake up to see the sunset was screwed again cause we couldn’t bare to be awake at half past 5. And Nat was part of the crew that did say he didn’t want to wake up also. Put the blame on Soni. She kept us awake for too long. Damn you to the bits of every circuits you have.

This reason for our sinful act of ‘slothing’ around

We woke up early again to catch up with breakfast. The moment we set foot on the hardwood of Elements, all we saw was the foreigners which was busy lining up for food. And the line was as short as Nat’s “pen”. There was barely a chinese soul in the whole place. Though it feels a lil tweesy bit scary to be eating with all those tall people, we still preferred eating with less people. No need to be scrounging every fried potatoes that you see. Though we seem a little sad as this was our last day..

“So I was saying, Condom or Contraception?” Jeff uttered. BK in deep thought.

That is what Nat do in his free time. Gawk at people who are eating.

On a side note, we saw a small group of Malays or “Pau Tau’s” who looks to be a part of a political group. So, that is what they do to help the country??? Go figure.

After our faithful meeting in Elements, Nat said he wanted to some big business in the toilet. I wonder whether is starts with a letter Musterbate or Shit. So me and Jeff went for another old folks session at the Activities area and went for some Congkak fun. It’s where you put marbles into many holes and you yourself tries to collect them in your own homebase hole. It’s simple really though it’s complicated to tell here.

When Nat is finally done with whatever he had to do, we walk all the way back to our crib to do some little packing of our own before heading out to the beach.

Honestly, he looks ugly here xD

“Can you like stop hitting on my chick.. OH MY GOD, what are you doing to my SONI?” Nat screamed.

Not long after that, we were finally at the beach. Our first visit to the beach wasn’t that aspiring or memorable as we didn’t had much time to be swimming there. All we saw there was an overweight foreigner lady, a grandma I think who was bracing the waves and the locals playing some sort of futsal with no goal post.

The beach was much cleaner than the beach at Santubong Resort I can assure that.

For those people who are constantly emo, can come here to let out some steam

You know which place will take it’s toll if a tsunami comes.

If you guys learn geography, can you tell me what is this phenomenon?

And yes, we did a little cam-whoring at the same time.

Do we call this an extreme sport?

Obviously you see that mine is bigger ^^

The majority of Suku people had just increased that day

Trying to be gangsta.. Which he will fail miserably

Nat’s and Jeff’s single life turn out to be like this..

Though it then turn out that they love someone called MELVIN.

With all that fun to be had, we finally retire to the hotel, or only me who did that. The rest of the group for another round of swimming which I gladly skipped. We knew our time is up and we had to retreat to our safehouse back at Kuching. Our 600 was well spent excluding of all that food that we bought and the fuel that we used paid to Nat. Yes, it ended quite abruptly. Quite like a blow to our stomachs.

Not that but i mean..

Sad…

Despair…

We marched onwards to the checkout counter with our overloaded luggage. We were about to resume our daily activities before the eye of the storm (SPM Result). With everything planned out, Jeff will continue trying valiantly to be Lin Dan and struggle in Form 6, Nat will be busy applying for scholarships in Chemical Engineering and joining those geeky ass science competitions and lastly Me, who will furthering studies in Perth sooner or later, we were even more ‘emo’. Those was very sad moments..

Though Nat was more worried about money that we had to split up and paid to Nat. Yes, its very true. A snobbish scholar who cares more about money than his friends… Sob

We packed our belongings to Nat’s "Proton or Perodua" (Due to CD's concern on my limited knowledge of Malaysian Cars and his overwhelming support in Malaysian Cars) Viva and drove off back to Kuching. That was the end of our trip to Damai Puri…

Sayonara

OUTAKES BY SINCERELY, US (NAT, JEFF, BK)!

Tears in Heaven... Literally

More than Words... But barely enough lyrics

Emo guy failed badly at emo song

Damai Puri Memoirs Part 2

The eagerly awaited Part 2 of the trip (Well, the “eagerly awaited” is kind of over exaggerated) is finally posted in the blog. Took quite awhile to bring this up its finally here.

Starring;

Jeff aka. Lin Dan Wannabe

Nat aka. Snobbish Scholar

BK aka. Failed Cute-Guy

Day 2

We planned to wake up like about 5 to see the sunset but it didn’t happen cause we did not want to wake our sorry asses at that time. So in the end, we only woke up at 8 with Nat’s lame wake up call so that we can be at breakfast in time. Although it took sometime to wake us up. By around 9am, were all ready to go with our hair looking so mess up of yesterdays chlorine. And since it was complimentary breakfast ticket, you can expect the place to be pretty packed.

Macam kopitiam with aircon

Since it was worth alot to us, and the money we need to spend for the extra person is too much (RM46) for our shallow pockets, we just had to stuff everything we can in our stomachs. The result? Indigestion and probably a burping spree.. Though I can’t really burp well. Damn..

Chicken or Watermelon??

“Ill gladly kiss you if you can help me finish all this..”

With all the food stuff away in our young blessed souls filled to the brim, we were in not position to go outdoors anymore for quite some time. The guitaring and ps2ing the room have to do the trick. To make matters worst, if it was not for the ventilation, we would have died cause lack of oxygen. Those fart noises from the toilet and the scent of dung was as radiated as poison. Though I kind of forget who did that xD

About 1pm we finally manage to crawl out of our room and went out for some outdoor activities that doesn’t require much eating. Though most of the activities we did seems like straight from the old folks home, we had our times.

Saidina not a type of Sardine. It’s some sort of Monopoly Game

Jumanji

After all that, we felt old. Guess we had to lightened our spirits with Table Tennis otherwise known as Ping Pong.

Think you can beat them? Obviously you can.

His using badminton skills in Table Tennis. That can’t be good

After all that major action pumping stereotypical activities, we went around Damai for another major walk-walk. This time, more cam-whoring.

From here, you should notice that Nat’s ass is quite large actually

Dude, they are at it again… But cuddling???

F him and his Viva and his 11A1's

“Damn. My ass smaller than his??”

Masturbation to the extreme!!

Boring…

After all that, we felt hungry again. Duh.. We are growing boys so don’t complain about that. You can call all of us Jugheads but thats it. No fat jokes alright.

We took Nat’s Viva a ride to Buntal for lunch. This time, I fell asleep again. By the time we reach there, we met with many of the locals. One which interest us alot is the Buntal Ta ke (Buntal Big Brother/Boss). He kept on squirming out many funny quotes from hokkien and we couldn’t stop laughing.

Quote Buntal Ta Ke (Kind of forget what he said but it is the jist of it)

“You know why Chinese live longer than other races? Because everything we eat wan. Chicken, Cow, Sheep, Rat, Dog, Fish, every animal in the dictionary we eat. Islam le? Pig also can’t eat, how to survive!?” *Talks in Hokkien

Hungry people need food…

The wait was worth it though. With the many funny quotes, you couldn’t expect the food to be good but think again? It was plain and simply scrumptious and satisfying. You won’t find food like this in Kuching.

Fried Rice… Missing it as I type this now..

After like an hour there, we went to Santubong although we were not suppose to be there. But we pretended we are like guest or users of their facilities then went for a game of Pool.

Jeff doing his thing to pikat that hot receptionist

The Lobby was pretty nice but not as good as compared to Damai Puri

After finally like a whole afternoon of being outside of Damai Puri, we finally went back to continue swimming. Consenquently, there was no one in the pool as we reach there since most of them should be back at their homes prepping to go work the next day. To our advantage, we imitated many wrestling moves in the pool for fun. To our dismay, we were always been watched by the lifeguard but we didn’t give a damn.

And I discovered something unexpected when both my friends told me.. I had this body built which look like six pax. WTF??? OMGWTFBBQ!

Think the towel as the black mosaic.

As it was getting dark, we went back to dry ourselves up and eat again! All we did in this trip was spent on eating actually. This time, we tried room service though it cost us quite a humungous amount of Malaysian Ringgit. I guess it was bang for our buck since it was like once in a lifetime. So we did what we had to… Chipped in our share again!

Some complicated Spaghetti Dish and some type of Oriental or Continental Chicken Dish.

After that, we went for Maggi Mee. And as for us, we decided to stray away from it cause we had too much of it. It was just… menacing. I was undecidedly bloated as hell after all that food and rested before we went out for another walk-walk again.

We were kinda emo during the walk as it was nearly the end of our trip. But still, we didn’t gave up our ways of cam-whoring!

Here is some of the pictures;

The bar we went to. Teh Tarik is RM9.50 here. I want to cry and laugh at the same time.

I guess in the end of the day, pool was the best idea of a game.

We didn’t drink as we spent all on room service xD

I closed my eyes purposely! Not sleeping…

Main Lobby at night

Constipation + Pool = Shit

Mary Poppins. The water is pretty shallow at the kids pool

Suku people will stay suku forever.

It was pretty dark that time, so we have to leave earlier since we were the only 3 outside now. Never know got temu ghost or what? We didn’t want to take our chance.

I guess that’s it for now. The trip sum into like a few dozen of pictures. This is the best I have to wrap things up. Stay tune though for the last day of Damai Puri.

Oyasuminasai! (Good Night!)