Damai Puri Memoirs Part 2

The eagerly awaited Part 2 of the trip (Well, the “eagerly awaited” is kind of over exaggerated) is finally posted in the blog. Took quite awhile to bring this up its finally here.

Starring;

Jeff aka. Lin Dan Wannabe

Nat aka. Snobbish Scholar

BK aka. Failed Cute-Guy

Day 2

We planned to wake up like about 5 to see the sunset but it didn’t happen cause we did not want to wake our sorry asses at that time. So in the end, we only woke up at 8 with Nat’s lame wake up call so that we can be at breakfast in time. Although it took sometime to wake us up. By around 9am, were all ready to go with our hair looking so mess up of yesterdays chlorine. And since it was complimentary breakfast ticket, you can expect the place to be pretty packed.

Macam kopitiam with aircon

Since it was worth alot to us, and the money we need to spend for the extra person is too much (RM46) for our shallow pockets, we just had to stuff everything we can in our stomachs. The result? Indigestion and probably a burping spree.. Though I can’t really burp well. Damn..

Chicken or Watermelon??

“Ill gladly kiss you if you can help me finish all this..”

With all the food stuff away in our young blessed souls filled to the brim, we were in not position to go outdoors anymore for quite some time. The guitaring and ps2ing the room have to do the trick. To make matters worst, if it was not for the ventilation, we would have died cause lack of oxygen. Those fart noises from the toilet and the scent of dung was as radiated as poison. Though I kind of forget who did that xD

About 1pm we finally manage to crawl out of our room and went out for some outdoor activities that doesn’t require much eating. Though most of the activities we did seems like straight from the old folks home, we had our times.

Saidina not a type of Sardine. It’s some sort of Monopoly Game

Jumanji

After all that, we felt old. Guess we had to lightened our spirits with Table Tennis otherwise known as Ping Pong.

Think you can beat them? Obviously you can.

His using badminton skills in Table Tennis. That can’t be good

After all that major action pumping stereotypical activities, we went around Damai for another major walk-walk. This time, more cam-whoring.

From here, you should notice that Nat’s ass is quite large actually

Dude, they are at it again… But cuddling???

F him and his Viva and his 11A1's

“Damn. My ass smaller than his??”

Masturbation to the extreme!!

Boring…

After all that, we felt hungry again. Duh.. We are growing boys so don’t complain about that. You can call all of us Jugheads but thats it. No fat jokes alright.

We took Nat’s Viva a ride to Buntal for lunch. This time, I fell asleep again. By the time we reach there, we met with many of the locals. One which interest us alot is the Buntal Ta ke (Buntal Big Brother/Boss). He kept on squirming out many funny quotes from hokkien and we couldn’t stop laughing.

Quote Buntal Ta Ke (Kind of forget what he said but it is the jist of it)

“You know why Chinese live longer than other races? Because everything we eat wan. Chicken, Cow, Sheep, Rat, Dog, Fish, every animal in the dictionary we eat. Islam le? Pig also can’t eat, how to survive!?” *Talks in Hokkien

Hungry people need food…

The wait was worth it though. With the many funny quotes, you couldn’t expect the food to be good but think again? It was plain and simply scrumptious and satisfying. You won’t find food like this in Kuching.

Fried Rice… Missing it as I type this now..

After like an hour there, we went to Santubong although we were not suppose to be there. But we pretended we are like guest or users of their facilities then went for a game of Pool.

Jeff doing his thing to pikat that hot receptionist

The Lobby was pretty nice but not as good as compared to Damai Puri

After finally like a whole afternoon of being outside of Damai Puri, we finally went back to continue swimming. Consenquently, there was no one in the pool as we reach there since most of them should be back at their homes prepping to go work the next day. To our advantage, we imitated many wrestling moves in the pool for fun. To our dismay, we were always been watched by the lifeguard but we didn’t give a damn.

And I discovered something unexpected when both my friends told me.. I had this body built which look like six pax. WTF??? OMGWTFBBQ!

Think the towel as the black mosaic.

As it was getting dark, we went back to dry ourselves up and eat again! All we did in this trip was spent on eating actually. This time, we tried room service though it cost us quite a humungous amount of Malaysian Ringgit. I guess it was bang for our buck since it was like once in a lifetime. So we did what we had to… Chipped in our share again!

Some complicated Spaghetti Dish and some type of Oriental or Continental Chicken Dish.

After that, we went for Maggi Mee. And as for us, we decided to stray away from it cause we had too much of it. It was just… menacing. I was undecidedly bloated as hell after all that food and rested before we went out for another walk-walk again.

We were kinda emo during the walk as it was nearly the end of our trip. But still, we didn’t gave up our ways of cam-whoring!

Here is some of the pictures;

The bar we went to. Teh Tarik is RM9.50 here. I want to cry and laugh at the same time.

I guess in the end of the day, pool was the best idea of a game.

We didn’t drink as we spent all on room service xD

I closed my eyes purposely! Not sleeping…

Main Lobby at night

Constipation + Pool = Shit

Mary Poppins. The water is pretty shallow at the kids pool

Suku people will stay suku forever.

It was pretty dark that time, so we have to leave earlier since we were the only 3 outside now. Never know got temu ghost or what? We didn’t want to take our chance.

I guess that’s it for now. The trip sum into like a few dozen of pictures. This is the best I have to wrap things up. Stay tune though for the last day of Damai Puri.

Oyasuminasai! (Good Night!)