Damai Puri Memoirs

As a get together farewell vacation before all of us separate, Jeffery studying Form 6 in Kuching, Nathaniel soon to be applying all those scholarship to go study abroad while me going to Western Australia, Perth to further my studies. So, with all that in mind, it ended that we planned this trip just for the 3 of us.

As it was super damn expensive, it was also super damn enjoyable. So keep reading for our escapades in Damai Puri.

Dudes who needs a kiss…. NOT!

Day 1

Our transport was Nat’s Metallic Blue Viva which was emblazed with his stench all over it. Our first objective was to procure all the needed items and those sinful junkies. From the Countryside Market to Spring, we nearly went over 20 kilometers around kuching just to get ready for the trip. Just cause of that, we only manage to reach Damai Puri at about 3pm when the check-in time was like 2 something. Otherwise, we can blame Nat’s slow driving. Or the problem that a Viva can’t go uphill pretty well…

Boring…

Finally…

Damai Lagoon Puri

Tambahan pula, it was hella packed plus due to many concerns of their busy schedules, we used that last chance to pick the best date which is also the most expensive and packed.

I never knew so many rich people in Kuching

Some couple going to hold hands.. OMGWTFBBQ

After like an hour of wait, we finally managed to get a room. And to make matters worst, the room was at the far edge. We had to trudge our sorry feets for about 400 meters before we can even touch our bed. If you think that was bad, it was also supposed to be an ocean view room but all we got was a waterlessfall view. What a nice start towards the vacation.

On our way…

To our so called crib

At least we have to look a little more positive since we spent like part of our live savings for the trip. So we haraped Nat to do the cheering up with…

His girlfriend Soni…

Playstation 2 (Our Version)

To make things even much better, we had not only had a television but it was an LCD TV. Now that is what we call.. Hardcore GAMING.

Not your ama generation TV anymore

We took sometime just to get the PS2 plug in. Thank god for jeff my expertise.

After we tested the PS2 out with more of annoying Japanese RPG games, it was time for our walk walk. It’s not that we wanted to explore the place but actually we had to fetch Jeff’s newly bought goggles in Nat’s Viva. “Yay, lets go to Nat’s Viva again.” We saw a few things on the way though;

The revamped version of Damai Lagoon

The Lobby filled with all those woodwork we did in Form 1

Nat supports Proton. You didn’t know?

Finally all those annoying stuff is done, we finally get to go swimming! Oh yeah, we get to fill our bodies and hair with chlorinated water and show our sexy booty to each other. How fun can that be? That time, I learnt something; Lesson: Chlorinated Water will make your hair like this --->

No need gel hair wan..

During the night, we retired from all that chlorine and ate our Ta Pau food from Kuching. It tested like cold dish but boy it filled our little hungry stomachs. Some of us also resorted to degrade themselves to cannibals.

I like it raw!!! (PS: Jeff’s trunks are extremely short)

All those sinful junkies we had to consume. Better come up with a diet plan soon

After all that oil, we planned to walk out at night just because the cam whorers like we always are. Jeff didn’t followed cause he had to cheer his Lin Dan on. Talk about Malaysian Boleh. So in the end, I and Nat went out into the night to catch some fireflies and camwhore all the way.

Romantic ho?

The kids pool never felt so erotic

The Ghastly Nat Ghost taken on camera

After all that, we decided that we should act like the adults we are and do some grown up stuff. A pool game would do. Too bad I lost by a ball in this game. Crapz…

Pai Kia lookalike

That ends the first day. We went back to the room to mess around with GTA : San Andreas with cheats. They had WI-FI in the room though it had many problems before we can use it. After that we retire and it was already the second day. Bye Bye duit.. T.T

TO BE CONTINUE..

Keep on reading for the 2nd Day which was much more meaningful to us