The final take and the finale that you have been waiting for. Took me quite some time before I decided to post it up due to many reasons. But who cares about details, it’s finally here.
Do me a favor and do not trust Nathaniels part of the story. His lies will only brainwash you.
Starring our wannabe heroes;
Natalie, Brenda, Joan (Can’t come up with a nice name xD)
Day 3
Our plan to wake up to see the sunset was screwed again cause we couldn’t bare to be awake at half past 5. And Nat was part of the crew that did say he didn’t want to wake up also. Put the blame on Soni. She kept us awake for too long. Damn you to the bits of every circuits you have.
This reason for our sinful act of ‘slothing’ around
We woke up early again to catch up with breakfast. The moment we set foot on the hardwood of Elements, all we saw was the foreigners which was busy lining up for food. And the line was as short as Nat’s “pen”. There was barely a chinese soul in the whole place. Though it feels a lil tweesy bit scary to be eating with all those tall people, we still preferred eating with less people. No need to be scrounging every fried potatoes that you see. Though we seem a little sad as this was our last day..
“So I was saying, Condom or Contraception?” Jeff uttered. BK in deep thought.
That is what Nat do in his free time. Gawk at people who are eating.
On a side note, we saw a small group of Malays or “Pau Tau’s” who looks to be a part of a political group. So, that is what they do to help the country??? Go figure.
After our faithful meeting in Elements, Nat said he wanted to some big business in the toilet. I wonder whether is starts with a letter Musterbate or Shit. So me and Jeff went for another old folks session at the Activities area and went for some Congkak fun. It’s where you put marbles into many holes and you yourself tries to collect them in your own homebase hole. It’s simple really though it’s complicated to tell here.
When Nat is finally done with whatever he had to do, we walk all the way back to our crib to do some little packing of our own before heading out to the beach.
Honestly, he looks ugly here xD
“Can you like stop hitting on my chick.. OH MY GOD, what are you doing to my SONI?” Nat screamed.
Not long after that, we were finally at the beach. Our first visit to the beach wasn’t that aspiring or memorable as we didn’t had much time to be swimming there. All we saw there was an overweight foreigner lady, a grandma I think who was bracing the waves and the locals playing some sort of futsal with no goal post.
The beach was much cleaner than the beach at Santubong Resort I can assure that.
For those people who are constantly emo, can come here to let out some steam
You know which place will take it’s toll if a tsunami comes.
If you guys learn geography, can you tell me what is this phenomenon?
And yes, we did a little cam-whoring at the same time.
Do we call this an extreme sport?
Obviously you see that mine is bigger ^^
The majority of Suku people had just increased that day
Trying to be gangsta.. Which he will fail miserably
Nat’s and Jeff’s single life turn out to be like this..
Though it then turn out that they love someone called MELVIN.
With all that fun to be had, we finally retire to the hotel, or only me who did that. The rest of the group for another round of swimming which I gladly skipped. We knew our time is up and we had to retreat to our safehouse back at Kuching. Our 600 was well spent excluding of all that food that we bought and the fuel that we used paid to Nat. Yes, it ended quite abruptly. Quite like a blow to our stomachs.
Not that but i mean..
Sad…
Despair…
We marched onwards to the checkout counter with our overloaded luggage. We were about to resume our daily activities before the eye of the storm (SPM Result). With everything planned out, Jeff will continue trying valiantly to be Lin Dan and struggle in Form 6, Nat will be busy applying for scholarships in Chemical Engineering and joining those geeky ass science competitions and lastly Me, who will furthering studies in Perth sooner or later, we were even more ‘emo’. Those was very sad moments..
Though Nat was more worried about money that we had to split up and paid to Nat. Yes, its very true. A snobbish scholar who cares more about money than his friends… Sob
We packed our belongings to Nat’s "Proton or Perodua" (Due to CD's concern on my limited knowledge of Malaysian Cars and his overwhelming support in Malaysian Cars) Viva and drove off back to Kuching. That was the end of our trip to Damai Puri…
Sayonara
OUTAKES BY SINCERELY, US (NAT, JEFF, BK)!
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