Fail Ronald McDonald

Aw.. How Cute

McDonald is teaching kids on the values on reading. Reading on what le?

 

  CheeBye, I knew something “Go Up”

I LOVE reading books! They can TAKE YOU TO PLACES YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT… IMAGINE THAT! (Places I can IMAGINE)

The mosaic was to shield your eyes from agony and keep this blog at a “Everyone” rating. Damn an erection… And his showing off his ass to the whole world at the same time. Kids and Happy Meal…. Happy Time doesn’t that resemble something. Go figure

 

New  pubical “things”

It’s fun to explore new things. I’m loving it.

Michael Jackson sure has descended from heaven. Make sure he don’t “Ta Pau”.

Virginity Alert

Later Cibai Hooker also got

Shit, a dickhead.

 

Yes, Australians come with the most brilliant franchise names.

Note: My blog is not dead yet. Is just that I’m lazy. Will update shortly

Sanity

• The smell of stainless steel.
• The smell of oily and supposedly good cooked food.
• The smell of ‘Ikan Bilis’ reeking into my door.
• The budget that is screaming at me “Don’t eat and SAVE!”
• The claustrophobia of an innocent student facing in a small confined room.
• The not-so vague calculus notes that I have to learn.
• The blunt loneliness surrounded by all the well spoken Chinese conversers.
• The annoying landlord that seeks to stalk every movement in the house.
• The brimming stress that exams and test are like every week.
• The unavailability of new Avenged Sevenfold albums
• The closure to final exams that take up to 50% of your term marks.
• The responsibility to get top 3 in Call of Duty : World at War online each game.

How am I suppose to keep my SANITY check?

BK’S Budget Law

Have you ever wanted to get one of these babies?

Mouth Watering..

Or one of these?

Orgasmic…

Or even?

 FUCK yeah…

But you need to bust your piggy bank before dreaming on having any of these. DONT FRET ANYMORE!!! With BK’s Budget law, you never have to have those wet dreams again. You can have your REAL WET ADVENTURES with all your new gadgetry after following just a few steps.

AND NO, you do not have to be like of these kids,

But you can continue living the american dream with BK’S law. Now let me begin;

Things you need to begin your almighty adventure;

• Cereal x 2 each week
• Rice Milk x 2 each week
• Instant Easy Mac x 2 each week
• Rich Friends x ## everyday (The more the merrier)
• Iron body x 1 everyday
• Kiasu Spirit x 100 every hour
•  Canning College Chemistry/Physics Session x 1 every week

Bear in mind the consequences that you may suffer;

You may suffer from severe disorders and permanent stomach derangement. You may also experience headaches and traumas due to lack of solid food and cancerous intake every day. Some also may lose their mental as result they go crazy and may not proceed through the rest of their lives properly. You may also be referred as someone who is selfish and irrelevant to the community of sharing. You may also contract AIDS and HIV due to sharing of food (Blood spillage).

BUT……………. (DUH) you can get some big bucks at the end of the day so who cares about the consequences. Just think, DSLR in your grabby wetty hands, wankering with the PS3 and caressing the iPhone 3GS at the very moment, you soon will forget everything and strive for the goal you once and always dreamt of.

Upper relation : Stationery. Bottom relation : Consumables. X-Axis : Money thrown away (Days). Y-Axis : Money kept for selfish humanitarian efforts (AUD)

From there, we can see that Canning and probably applicable to most overseas student the net growth of their money. Possibly in the mid term holidays or the end of year holidays, the individual who followed my instruction carefully may indeed get their dream item. Therefore we can see a breaking point in both of these time frame. So go save the rest and spend at the end of the year.

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Consumables can be taken as the most USELESS necessity that we have to buy. What for we buy something that ends up coming from our A-Hole in the end? This is preposterous. Therefore, by reducing such needs, we can save much money for our USEFUL items that cannot be eaten but are utilize properly.

So, if we were to consume food, we must take great measures to reduce our diet and prepare for the upcoming stomach growling that can be heard in early mornings of our classrooms.

What you may have for breakfast?

Dogs can eat human food, so why cant human eat theirs?

What you may have for lunch?

 

If Bosnia kids can do it, why cant we?

What you may have for dinner?

Ditch those solid food and grab some nutritious cereal. You may even get free reading material from it TO IMPROVE YOUR VOCAB AT THE SAME TIME. How is that two for one shot?

WAH. Now I can improve my knowledge while eating my FAVOURITE cereal.

But on Tuesdays, you may bulge a little by heading to where all Communists Asians and Whites flock to everyday. Call it heaven, call it cheap but I call it 5.99! for one whole pizza!

Dominoes!!! Mans new best friend

You can also learn from Singaporeans the form of the KIASU SPIRIT or manipulate rich friends for your needs. Just stand by at the canteen door until you see one of your well trusted and beloved friends during lunch time, and when they buy wedges or chips, raid the table where they are sitting and pretend you are very close with them while taking their food at the same time. You never know how much you can save just by doing that.

One..

Two…

Three.

Another part of saving money is being wise and stingy in stationery. In college, do not use PEN as they also allow you to USE PENCILS. Save money on ink and use Pencils. The pen was always mightier than the sword but pencils are far mightier than both of the combine.

Paper? No problem. Recite after me, “Teacher ar, I no paper..” to your chemistry or physics teacher. Make sure you show your puppy face and your blur blur face. And there you go!! Free paper!

Eat Take all you want buffet

Now, all you need is spirit and courage to go through. People from Malaysia no need scared come here, life here is actually cheap if you know the secrets of maintaining a healthy budget. Perth is not expensive but it is the students who make their lives expensive. Just follow few rules of BK’s Ultimate Budget Law and you can forgo you wasteful life to a meaningful life with all your gadgetry needs.

Don’t expect to find kolok mee here like RM2 though. You can always go Mc Donald and eat a cone of ice cream for 50 cents. Wi-Fi also free ma.

What for buy internet? Go Mac Donald free porn surfing

So any enquiries of my Ultimate LAW OF SUPERBERBISH LAW BUDGET, you can always dial my personal line;

04-DO-NA-TION

Thank you.

 

PS: It’s kind’a hard blogging after you fail your physics test…

College Life

(Sorry no pictures for this post)

DO NOT BELIEVE THOSE LIES YOU HEAR FROM YOUR TUTORS OR TEACHERS. COLLEGE LIFE IS NOT ANY BETTER THAN SECONDNARY SCHOOL BUT IT IS ALOT MORE HELLISH WORST.

That only possibly applies to me cause I am the one who made this awful yet fruitful decision to come in April for the April Start.

Imagine, half past six, you wake up feeling giddy from the homework you done yesterday and you quickly get ready to catch a bus in like about an hour before it arrives.

In college, you will be shivering your pants and shirt of due to the cold weather in autumn even with all that thick clothing you have on. After a few minutes, you will be rushed to a classroom and beckon to listen to the lecturers whether they care or not. Your homework piles up.

After the first session of agony, you again will be rushed to another so called classroom to do more studying and absorbing. With your favoured pen running out of ink that only sells in Kuching, you are forced to use other materials to succeed to the teachers needs. Your homework piles up even more.

Whereas when it reaches Lunch Break, you noticed that you have 20 to 30 minutes to ‘enjoy’ your freaking meal before going to another class because of some nerds bright idea to decrease our time so that we can spend more time doing Applicable Maths.

Your homework piles up yet again.

Then when you thought you are free to go, you looked at your watch and it says there, a quarter past 5 in the evening. You have nothing much to do but go back by bus, and eat your meal then go back to your homestay to do all your homework and possibly do some of your assignments plus your studies as well (Facebook is part of my homework though).

Your brain slowly undergoes mental retardation and miniature sizing before it reaches a absolute hypertonic type solution. Your bodily fluids starts to flow backwards then your eyes start to turn blue. A pair of glasses popped out in front of your eyes, your clothing suddenly become alot more skimpy, then your shirts tucked in all of the sudden. You look yourself at the mirror while holding a chess piece, “YOU LEVELED UP INTO A NERD”.

Kuching University students, you better count yourself lucky for not coming here. It is mental torture here. You will be not only tested, you will be fried.

The Great Escape (Finale)

Am I finally settled in Perth, Australia? Not entirely.

Anyway, totally very stupendous sorry for the late post. Been pretty busy lately. Trying to balance gaming, travelling, preparing and chatting is pretty hard. And finally now, I found time to blog! Yay.

I’ll make this post short and simple for suckers who never visited Australia, understandable.

Perth is something like Kuching.

 

Pretty similar ain’t it? (Sorry about the noise in the first picture. My camera can’t really take dark places)

Just that the buildings are taller, city is bigger, streets are bigger and a cleaner well kept river.

Though with all the similarities, is hard to say that Kuching is on par with Perth. In here, you can see that alot of immigrants from all over the world are here blabbering their own accent. From the Konichiwa type to the Brits, the ni hao ma and the ‘Au’ Fe’ De sen’ (I wonder how to spell that), you can find them in all sorts of skin colours. Still the majority is Australians of couse but its quite hard to tell whether they are citizens or coming from say America. ULTIMATELY, this proves that there is a reason they all flock to this enchanted bay. You know whats that?

CHEAP CARS!

22-30K AUD

20-25K AUD

And to top it all of;

11-12K AUD. ( RM28K. Cheaper than Malaysia!!)

Though the only proton car I seen so far was someone driving is a metallic white Gen-2. Poor Bastard..

That’s all folks. Remember to check my blog next time for the REAL review of Australia. Tata.

(Lesson of the Story Kids : Malaysia are ****tards and never will exempt their overpriced tax rates in imported Cars and other items. They want stupid people like you and me to buy their home made junks. MALAYSIA BOLEH! BULLY)

Learning to be a true Malaysian

by reading this controversial book. (“March 8” Borders cover part of the title)

Though this book doesn't really support BN but it has a hell lot to say. Read this and you will never regret. You will learn to like PR by succumbing your mind into this and have this strong urge plus the desire to despise politicians.

On another note, I just came back from KL. Pretty busy lately, worrying about my studies ahead and of course, the people around me…. Not forgetting my uber-awesome rig (And yes Nat, you can’t have it).

Yes, I have a powerhouse and gaming laptop.

Yes, I have more baju for different types of seasons.

Yes, I enjoyed myself in KL.

Yes, I am not only annoyed and yielded by great anger of Nat’s “What Really Happened” post, but I am typically mortified on how can he do this. Oh yeah, I criticize about his Viva xD.

Yes, I will continue to my Damai Post possibly after this to wrap things up. (No thanks to Nathaniel Sia Shan)

Do keep on reading. Thank you

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

Yes they are. *LMAO

ARE VIDEO GAMES ADEQUATELY PREPARING KIDS FOR THE POST-APOCALPTIC FUTURE?

I don’t know why but I find this extremely funny. Honestly, adults in television could not ever so be retarded like this.

Quotes I seem to take interest of;

“…quite effective at teaching our kids skills when they lead the apocalypse like finding shotgun ammo and leading elite squads of super soldiers”

“72% of kids said they know how to barter at weapon shops and how to use medicine packs to heal ZOMBIE BITES”

“The game Fallout 3 taught my son Charlie that is easier to kill Cyborgs with the grenade than the machine gun”

Slumdog Millionaire

This is why Indians are now so snobbish

Is this movie that good? Don’t tell me its one of those Bollywood films where a guy and gal dance and prance all the way just to reach a street.

You know where to come..

When you need a “Baba and Nyonya” to solve your constipation problems

Boulevard Adverts

Save the planet. Don’t buy plastic containers or hang your clothes on plastic tubings. Use one of these babies.

New arrival! Comes with water splashing action!

Thank you Celcom

Wow, I'm sure going to thank Celcom for this. *Thinks of the RM1K*

I'm one of the million hopefuls

Although I don't subscribe it but I still hoping that my parents will part some their cash to my wallet. Now all i have to do is refer...

Is god toying with us? Or rather Borneo Post.

How to click le tell me. I went to the website and i see that everything is alright and I still do not see the link that it told me to go to.

*Closes wireless connection*

Yes, finally found it