Fail Ronald McDonald

Aw.. How Cute

McDonald is teaching kids on the values on reading. Reading on what le?

 

  CheeBye, I knew something “Go Up”

I LOVE reading books! They can TAKE YOU TO PLACES YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT… IMAGINE THAT! (Places I can IMAGINE)

The mosaic was to shield your eyes from agony and keep this blog at a “Everyone” rating. Damn an erection… And his showing off his ass to the whole world at the same time. Kids and Happy Meal…. Happy Time doesn’t that resemble something. Go figure

 

New  pubical “things”

It’s fun to explore new things. I’m loving it.

Michael Jackson sure has descended from heaven. Make sure he don’t “Ta Pau”.

Bilik “Termenung”

The title literally means the dreaming room. Gone are the days that I remember that my school toilet cubicles were labelled as “Bilik Termenung 1”, “Bilik Termenung 2”, etc from graffiti by our beloved creative students (Malaysian students often fantasize their ‘ wet dreams’ awfully too ‘real’ in toilets) Apparently, Australians also do in fact have this urge to do the same art.

Look at how brilliant Canning Students are..

in illustrating their ideas

Somewhat, Australians do have this knack of publishing ideas “theoretically true” at the same time. A sense of teamwork let alone the leadership shown in creating art is clearly expressed in the canvas. Brilliant how our young kids progress these days aren’t they?

As I was about to engage myself in activities in the toilet I was mesmerize by how well thought this graffiti were. They were placed at the finest spots where I felt proud for once to be a human. The male species especially.

It did clearly explain how sexual intercourse was initiated.

That’s why vibrators became a more popular toy

In an instant I was proudly aiming my toy around the toilet bowl, watching the yellowish- liquid swirl around the rimming of the white spotless bowl, knowing what men was actually capable of. Creating life, reproducing, trading genetic information and induce an unexplainable pleasure.

And when you do miss someone dearly,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…do not hesitate. Aim.

Dicks are such useful organs.

But even graffiti wasn’t only limited to students. Teachers also have the capacity to indulge in such luxurious activities.

Unfortunately it was on my calculator that he found.

Don’t tell me why I left the sticker there, but it has outstanding novelty value

PS: I lost my calculator in the physics lab then he returned or borrowed (as he stated) the next day. Though much thanks are given to him. =)

So if your ever lost, in need of help. Just pay a visit to the toilet and make new friends just with a marker in expense. You never know what you may find.

Life's difficult question answered

 

Taken from http://xkcd.com/229/ (In text referencing duh)

Periodically

A word NOT to describe this blog. As I promised, this blog will continue its valiantly triumphant updates every so and then and even more so active in my mid term holidays, I deliberately disagree that as I seem to have this word ‘lazy’ across my mind all the time.

BTW, my holidays are like 1 week only, and this is my only holiday for like… the whole foundation? WTFF (That other F is “Freaking”)

Firstly, I think that this blog lacks a few things;

• Life in Perth (It’s stated in the title and I do not really describe anything on it)
• More general things (Like MJ’s death or Swine Flu)
• My brand new guitar
• More pictures of other people. (I just keep on forgetting to bring my camera, damn
• More better taken pictures (I don’t have DSLR ok, I normally use iPhone to take only)

Nevertheless, I’ll try to blog more if I can. Reminds self to bring camera*

And yes college life is a bummer.. (Thanks Nat for reminding me that)

~*~

And I never had the chance to say this before I went down under

I miss Kuching, all the people, all the piracy, all the food, all the imperfections and most of all, the AVAILABILITY OF A CAR TO DRIVE

If I ever had this chance to go back to Cat City again, I’ll certainly do this few things;

Make those guitars produce noise

Support Piracy

Shout “Sohai” or “Noob” every now and then

Visit this girls house every now and then

Hang out with them dudes (Which mostly involve having CS tourneys in Cybercafes)

Go ‘Spring’ Shopping literally (Man I miss my short hair!)

Tell this ‘Guy’ to buy more of those alcohol filled chocs

But most of all…

Yam CHA (Utmost Importance!! Code RED)

I are Study

Sick and tired..

I apologies for my late posts as I was apparently busy with workloads of assignments and upcoming exams. Most probably I’ll return to my regular blogging after my mid-Semester exams are over, in the 11th of July maybe.

As you can see I’m quite a busy man. When I stepped into the city called Perth, I decided that I will change for the better. I will thrive in my studies like others. Compete for marks like the rest of us. Avoid temptation and distraction. Concentrate on only one thing, books and papers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And as you all know, I failed..

Pink Elephants are awesome creatures!!

‘Cane’ ning College

As winter approaches, the temperature and climate became the least of Canning Student problems. This endeavour of ‘homeworking’ and the gruesome task of repetitive assignments  became not only a preparation but a part of us.

“We live, We breath, We eat assignments like the real man and women we are”

April start students are not only being force to undertake this blatantly impossible task but tries to avoid committing themselves to the sin of our very hearts. Procrastination and Laziness.

A tablet of knowledge resides at my table

Consequently, the efforts of our so-called endeavours are only to be met with failures and sinful acts. “There is still hope..” someone said to me. Was it from the above? Was in my heart that I needed to go on without any clue what is to happen to me?

With brimming flare of hope, I scrambled books from my bag then took out a yellowish book that is rightfully name “Calculus”. As I was about to feast my eyes onto continuity and differentiability, the devil stood upon me;

 

I knew I had no chance..

“I call and summon you to grab a Thompson Sub-Machinegun and blast your way to kingdom come while showing those ‘commies’ how it was done in Multiplayer..” a unanimous voice whispered.

I gave up hope and dive into this world of nerdy swearing world of Multiplayer.

I now finally know, the devil himself that steals money from little children and teenagers like me;

 

The world of ORIGINAL gaming

College life, a brief summary.

Interlude

Is this blog dying? Is it not having the updates it used to have? Am I turning lazy in the blogging community?

*plays “I Will Survive” in the background*

Things yet to be fulfilled;

• I have yet to update on my brand new phone review
• I have yet to tell you how awesome is the new Green Day album
• I have yet to tell you about what Perth really is
• I have yet to describe on College Life
• I have yet to understand the stupidity concepts of Vectors in physics
• I have yet to own an original game
• I have yet to own a Electric/Acoustic Guitar

Before ma’ brain explodes because of annoying routines that I have to face nearly everyday weekdays, I will sit by the corner and sip on Marijuana while leaving the stereo tuning to the BARNEY channel.

I’m turning mental by the minute as pink elephants float around this room shoot zappy guns to bacteria surrounding my puny head. I’m a soldier without cause that celebrates the sweet sound of defeat.

My memorial : Respect me as I haft done so much unto all

With grief, I grabbed a truck load of dynamite and swallowed it with dignity. Before that, I liquidated my estate and sold it to prostitutes around the street that sells flavoured condoms to transsexuals. I’ll be with you, either  transcended homosexuality or even  till bestiality. I’ll protect the country with might, power and words of blasphemy. I’ll do even if I have to humiliate myself in front of naked people running around shouting “I LOVE NATURE”.

So, do help the cause! Support the cause! Join UNCLE SAM BRYAN.

 

JOIN ME TODAY!

All you have to do is donate a minor part of your allowance (say; RM 1000) to my bank account or just send via DHL to my address. Thank you.

The Great Escape (Part 1)

What will happen to Malaysia when I’m gone?

In Chronological Order;

• Najib is appointed as Prime Minister (Which he already is)
• Batang Ai election turn out badly as PKR won by a landslide cause the orang pekampungan don’t trust BN’s get rich schemes anymore.
• Taib was in shocked and was saddened by the whole matter and appoint his young son to take over his place
• Anwar naked vasectomy surgery photos circulate over the internet
• Next State Election turn out even more badly as PKR won a 75% majority
• Anwar was assassinated when he was giving speech as the next Prime Minister
• US intervenes and cuts of many trade routes and puts embargos towards Malaysia
• Najib gets a heart attack and few into a coma
• Mahathir finally shuts up
• Kuala Lumpur and Sarawak went into anarchy
• Indonesian forces organize mass rape to little Chinese and Malay girls
• And pregnant woman
• North Korea tested nuclear missile on Malaysia
• Millions of people became infected zombies and ghouls
• Nuclear Warfare happens
• Few Malaysians survive cause of their kia-see syndrome that they contracted
• The era of Fallout is declared around the world
• Flying dogs and fire breathing lizards are one of the most common animals in the world
• Bryan Kho saved the world
• He won more votes to be the president than Barrack Obama Junior himself
• Peace was finally declared
• He dominated the world and enacts slave trading to be a past time to rich locals
• The middle finger was a salute to humanity

This is not depicted to be a true historical event as procured and predicted by professionals. This story is only fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t close my blog using ISA. 

L4D Moments (Jeff, Nat, Me and My Bro)

Us Busting some Zombie Ass.. Or was it the other way round..

This is how we play L4D for those who want to know.

To our dismay, Jeff have to summon a Tank (Some big monstrosities). Though it took all of us down sadly. T.T

Learning to be a true Malaysian

by reading this controversial book. (“March 8” Borders cover part of the title)

Though this book doesn't really support BN but it has a hell lot to say. Read this and you will never regret. You will learn to like PR by succumbing your mind into this and have this strong urge plus the desire to despise politicians.

On another note, I just came back from KL. Pretty busy lately, worrying about my studies ahead and of course, the people around me…. Not forgetting my uber-awesome rig (And yes Nat, you can’t have it).

Yes, I have a powerhouse and gaming laptop.

Yes, I have more baju for different types of seasons.

Yes, I enjoyed myself in KL.

Yes, I am not only annoyed and yielded by great anger of Nat’s “What Really Happened” post, but I am typically mortified on how can he do this. Oh yeah, I criticize about his Viva xD.

Yes, I will continue to my Damai Post possibly after this to wrap things up. (No thanks to Nathaniel Sia Shan)

Do keep on reading. Thank you

Holidays boredom filled?

Well it’s not all the games I played during the holidays cause some of them I actually played it earlier.

Games that I completed so far;

Left 4 Dead (Completed / Still playing though xD)

Red Alert 3 (In progress)

World In Conflict (Completed)

Crysis (Completed)

Crysis Warhead (Completed)

Half life 2 (Completed)

HL 2 : EP 1 and 2 (Not yet even start xD)

Spore (Gave up half way)

Devil May Cry 4 (Completed)

Grand Theft Auto 4 (Completed)

Mass Effect (My brother completed first so didn’t had the mood)

Assassins Creed (Completed)

Need For Speed Undercover (Played halfway and uninstall it halfway)

Gears of War (Completed)

Gears of War 2 (Have to pay a visit to Reening’s house)

Oblivion (Same thing like Mass Effect)

Grid (Could be completed)

Witcher (Not my cup of tea)

Far Cry 2 (Completed and disappointed)

Bioshock (Completed)

Need For Speed Carbon (Completed)

Call of Duty 4 : Modern Warfare (Currently level 46)

Company of Heroes (Stuck at last level)

Dead Space (Completed)

Call of Duty 4: World at War (Halfway cause of my brother)

Cryostasis (In progress)

Fallout 3 (Completed)

Dawn of War 2 (In progress)

Final Fantasy 8 (Halfway)

Diablo 2 plus expansion (Completed)

Neverwinter Nights 2 (Halfway, graphics sucked so didn’t played after that)

After all that hardcore gaming, my brain felt dead. And because that, I suddenly had this urge to study. Call me crazy if you want =D

So one word;

I want a kitty like that..

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

Yes they are. *LMAO

ARE VIDEO GAMES ADEQUATELY PREPARING KIDS FOR THE POST-APOCALPTIC FUTURE?

I don’t know why but I find this extremely funny. Honestly, adults in television could not ever so be retarded like this.

Quotes I seem to take interest of;

“…quite effective at teaching our kids skills when they lead the apocalypse like finding shotgun ammo and leading elite squads of super soldiers”

“72% of kids said they know how to barter at weapon shops and how to use medicine packs to heal ZOMBIE BITES”

“The game Fallout 3 taught my son Charlie that is easier to kill Cyborgs with the grenade than the machine gun”

O.K.U.

I am officially a Orang Kurang Upaya. Care to donate?

Currently I’m learning to be ambidextrous. And I will never laugh at O.K.U. or crack an O.K.U. joke.

L Word???

I was checking the internet..

Already final season??!!!

Does even a show like that exist?

Butt Rape : No lube

Take your turn guys

Boulevard Adverts

Save the planet. Don’t buy plastic containers or hang your clothes on plastic tubings. Use one of these babies.

New arrival! Comes with water splashing action!

Coloured!

It’s brown^^

Still waiting for new PC and KL trip to blog about

For now, It’s more personal.

Sorry for the late posting, had been busy and lazy lately

Possibly the Aspire One and the PC I bought will be reviewed latest next week.

Cheers for now