What will happen to Malaysia when I’m gone?
In Chronological Order;
- Najib is appointed as Prime Minister (Which he already is)
- Batang Ai election turn out badly as PKR won by a landslide cause the orang pekampungan don’t trust BN’s get rich schemes anymore.
- Taib was in shocked and was saddened by the whole matter and appoint his young son to take over his place
- Anwar naked vasectomy surgery photos circulate over the internet
- Next State Election turn out even more badly as PKR won a 75% majority
- Anwar was assassinated when he was giving speech as the next Prime Minister
- US intervenes and cuts of many trade routes and puts embargos towards Malaysia
- Najib gets a heart attack and few into a coma
- Mahathir finally shuts up
- Kuala Lumpur and Sarawak went into anarchy
- Indonesian forces organize mass rape to little Chinese and Malay girls
- And pregnant woman
- North Korea tested nuclear missile on Malaysia
- Millions of people became infected zombies and ghouls
- Nuclear Warfare happens
- Few Malaysians survive cause of their kia-see syndrome that they contracted
- The era of Fallout is declared around the world
- Flying dogs and fire breathing lizards are one of the most common animals in the world
- Bryan Kho saved the world
- He won more votes to be the president than Barrack Obama Junior himself
- Peace was finally declared
- He dominated the world and enacts slave trading to be a past time to rich locals
- The middle finger was a salute to humanity
This is not depicted to be a true historical event as procured and predicted by professionals. This story is only fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t close my blog using ISA.
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