Durian!

Myth or Fact?

PS: Just experimenting with macro shots.

Bilik “Termenung”

The title literally means the dreaming room. Gone are the days that I remember that my school toilet cubicles were labelled as “Bilik Termenung 1”, “Bilik Termenung 2”, etc from graffiti by our beloved creative students (Malaysian students often fantasize their ‘ wet dreams’ awfully too ‘real’ in toilets) Apparently, Australians also do in fact have this urge to do the same art.

Look at how brilliant Canning Students are..

in illustrating their ideas

Somewhat, Australians do have this knack of publishing ideas “theoretically true” at the same time. A sense of teamwork let alone the leadership shown in creating art is clearly expressed in the canvas. Brilliant how our young kids progress these days aren’t they?

As I was about to engage myself in activities in the toilet I was mesmerize by how well thought this graffiti were. They were placed at the finest spots where I felt proud for once to be a human. The male species especially.

It did clearly explain how sexual intercourse was initiated.

That’s why vibrators became a more popular toy

In an instant I was proudly aiming my toy around the toilet bowl, watching the yellowish- liquid swirl around the rimming of the white spotless bowl, knowing what men was actually capable of. Creating life, reproducing, trading genetic information and induce an unexplainable pleasure.

And when you do miss someone dearly,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…do not hesitate. Aim.

Dicks are such useful organs.

But even graffiti wasn’t only limited to students. Teachers also have the capacity to indulge in such luxurious activities.

Unfortunately it was on my calculator that he found.

Don’t tell me why I left the sticker there, but it has outstanding novelty value

PS: I lost my calculator in the physics lab then he returned or borrowed (as he stated) the next day. Though much thanks are given to him. =)

So if your ever lost, in need of help. Just pay a visit to the toilet and make new friends just with a marker in expense. You never know what you may find.

Life's difficult question answered

 

Taken from http://xkcd.com/229/ (In text referencing duh)

Eating Outside

You were prepared for dinner your friends cooked then you eagerly await that final seasoning he had to put in. The smell was sinfully excruciating filled with overdosed pepper and a tint of basil on top.  Grasping the cutlery tightly, you were about to feast your eyes on the most so thought fascinating food that he had promised.

Snow White Fried Rice

Sorry about my absence lately. Been lazy these couple of weeks but I finally updated my blog with an entry that I always wanted to post since I came here. And you guess it (alternatively it’s already stated in the title), it is about consumables.

When you first arrive in Australia, you will thought that it will be in a bustle of clean restaurants, fine dining popping up every mile, finger licking good fast food and corner wine stores, and yes all of that is certainly true. Though, it lacks of one important ingredient that made most Asian countries unique in taste. That is;

Hawker Centres

Photos are all taken from Kuching, Sarawak and may be taken from other blogs. Apologies in advance before bashing starts to occur in my innocent blog.

 

Why would anyone like a store filled with blood sucking mosquitoes, dense filled brown cockroaches, non air-condition buildings, dirty plastic tables and sound pollution in every degrees?

One word, distinctiveTASTE. (That’s one word aint’ it?")

That run down look that foreigners beg to have

Whether they poured detergent all over our mee kolo, you will never ever get to obtain that same taste in Australia at ALL. The environment itself is non comparable with the “Back to Nature” surroundings that Malaysia has. Music itself also isn’t enough to do battle with those soothing ‘Apek and Ama” talk you hear at every kopitiam (Coffee Shop).

Who needs this when you got..

This ‘Authentic’ Asian Look

So Perth itself in my opinion should just do 4 important steps to improve their dining diversity and quality.

P – unPrudence (The lack of carefulness and caution of the food they cook  can resultantly improve the quality and eminence of their menu)

O – Options (A dash of pepper, 0.5mg of Curry Bean Curd, 0.125ml of Soya sauce and a half a bottle of wine in our Broth. Don’t forget to put alot of oil)

R – Reek (Without the sufficient oily, grimy and filthy surroundings, the optimum conditions for food molecules cannot be achieve. That run-down look is a must!)

N – Necessities (If you keep on selling noodles rather than Mee in stores, nothing can be done)

So just remember the 4 steps PORN, watch how people execute this 4 steps, PORN and probably do this 4 steps PORN.

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So Perth, please, help us bring back that Asian look into our suburbs or cities. We will be entirely glad if you do this for us.

You wouldn’t want to end up in this conversation;

Girl : Eh, wanna’ go Yam cha tonight?

Boy : Ok. Sure very romantic wan.

Girl : Cibiet Boyfriend

For your information, most shops closed at 5.30pm except fast food stores in Perth.