Apa itu?
It’s…
Bryan ada dua igik phone? Apanya tu? (Trying to not forget my Sarawak Heritage)
A damn big ass phone
People must be wondering, that Bryan must be one ‘hell of a rich bastard’ to afford such an expensive phone. I’ll definitely say nay to that. Though the real purpose of this post is to tell all those unconventional and pessimist human beings that the phone that you seem to look down upon so much, that there is no competition at all. Oh noes? Am I turning to a Apple Geek like Steve Jobs? Not entirely, but I’ll tell you one thing, especially to Nokia, Sony Erricson, Motorola and all those other crappy brands hardcore fans that this phone, SUCK BALLS HARD (Though in a good way).
The phone which I am going to tell you all about is none other than the magnificent Apple iPhone 3G 16GB.
This review is dedicated to those nay-sayers and cynic uneducated people that giving a go with new things aren’t that bad. I never regretted in having this phone and this review will convince you that this phone is agitated to be the top of the ladder, unless it is already one.
On to the SUCK BALLS HARD phone review!
My iPhone. I know you are jealous.
Basically, the iPhone is a touchscreen phone that has one of the best, user-friendly, responsive touch response ever. Try comparing it with other phones, the iPhone beats it hands down. Apple invented the touchscreen anyway so there’s evidence there by itself.
The built itself is not only on par with the slimmest phone but girls will often be jealous of it’s slim properties it has. And to think of it, so much it can do packed into a slim phone like that? Incredible.
My 7610 turned fat all of the sudden
Nevertheless, the main charm of the phone is it’s ever glaring bright colours that seem to captivate people as soon as they touch it. With a ever user-friendly interface of just moving your fingers over the ‘body’,pushing the ‘right’ buttons, grasping on its slim ‘texture’, gasping at its '’applications’, it will soon want your ‘attention’ and ‘affection’ every minute.
I know you want me.. Come to bed then
“So? Even it does have all those functions, what phone doesn’t have that? It also has a pretty sucky ass camera (2.0 Megapixel) and probably can’t MMS to anyone which even the oldest of old phones have that capability.”
Honestly, the 2.0 Megapixel is suffice to say able to even beat its 3.2 Megapixels counterparts. It does very well in taking in bright places and even in low light. I do not have pictures to proof it to you, but do trust me, it is worth the shot even the box stated 2.0 Megapixel which should actually be 2.0>3.2 Megapixel.
MMS? That is already solved in the new 3.0 update for the iPhone.
On the side note, there is no autofocus. Too bad I guess
Someone said it’s a crime to have too many applications in a phone. It does ultimately lag most Nokia Phones if there is too many applications in a phone but why worry if you have the iPhone. You can never have enough!
That’s just one page.
That brings me yet to another point, the iPhone can serve any purpose. Unless you hope it do your homework, you are out of luck. Though it can still do a bunch of cool stuff like;
SMS like MSN (SMS)
Prevent you from buying too much porn (Budget)
Check out Guys in wet clothing. (Weather)
Remind you when to stock on necessities (Notepad)
Built up your vocabulary for the upcoming test (Dictionary)
You can also do some cool weird stuff with your iPhone like;
Check if you are stupid (Quiz)
Shred like Steve Vai (Guitar)
Make you lazier (Remote)
Waste your time with touchscreen, motion sensing games (Entertainment)
Inspite of all those halfass reviews telling that there is an iPhone killer everytime, there is barely anything that matches up to it. Blackberry Storm? Beaten. Nokia 5800? Beaten. That Google Andriod whatiscall phone? Beaten.
It even gets better when you do JAILBREAK your phone. Something like the crack that you get from games. You can download applications for free, put wallpapers behind your applications (which actually cannot be done), change your themes, crack ringtones and so much other things. Though people who want to do this have to go through a set of complicated rules but I’m glad to share this knowledge with a price. (My previous ‘teacher’ didn’t charge me so I am just being evil)
I am going to miss my 7610 Supernova….
So why go spend your father and mummy’s allowance on cheap phones. Go for this phone. You will never regret it.
Though I have to remind you that the iPhone 3G(S) is coming out soon so it’s better that you wait for the new one which is fitted with a 3.0>5.2 Megapixel Camera. Previous owners though can easily upgrade their phones to 3.0 for more features.
For that I end my brief, incomprehensive review of the iPhone.
To that, I will conclude this with only 3 words.
Buy this PHONE. Thank you.
Final Verdict;
Built : 9/10 (Just cause maybe the screen is a tad too big)
Interface : 10/10 (Awesome touchscreen)
Usage : 7/10 (2.0>3.2 Megapixel only)
Appeal : 10/10 (Long lasting appeal with applications)
Battery : 7/10 (It finishes pretty fast though it’s probably me using it too much)
Music : 10/10 (I forget to mention about ths but anyone own an iPod should know about this though it has improved interface; cover page and easier scrolling)
Average : 88.3 (Recommended Biatch!!!)
