All in a Days Work

Troll : Oh great, another dead blog.

Bryan : Sorry lo..

That is my most sincerest apology to all of you.

Yes, I declared that my blog is NOT dead... it was just in a coma. So, finally I've decided to post something out though I don't expect it to be extraordinary. Currently, I'm in Kuching yet again after completing my first semester in the GOD FORSAKEN place called PERTH. If you parents ever suggested to go to Perth, reject immediately. Honestly, it just suck ballz bad.

So I graduated from my Foundation years and now pursuing my studies in Commerce/Computer Science. Commerce.. is plain boring especially accounting. Why? Because NOT only you have to balance figures whole day but you have to see all this boring and weird ass terms;  P/L Summary (Penis & Lanjiao), Lubrication and so on.

How about Computer Science? Heard its FREAKING COOL, you get to create games, build monster machines to support Crysis, create flash video and games and create awesome websites. 

Anyone tells you that is a FREAKING FOOL. You get to delv into less COOL than it sounds coding languages named after a Coffee, JAVA and from a failed physics equation, C++ & C# and those wierd other codes. It's like learning Mandarin all over again. Take for example (avoid syntax errors please);

public boolean isHeAFucker() {

if (IQ < 50) {

return yes;

} else { if ( IQ < 25)

illegalArgumentException ("not only a Fucker but also a Retard");

}

Yes, if you don't understand shit means your normal.

Anyway, all I'm going to tell you now is to pick your courses wisely, especially those furthering their studies overseas which cost pretty much as their grandmama's property today for just a single degree course. And for those who picked their decisions wrongly but have a chance to change before they inccur a bigger expense at your budget, do change it quick. You do not want to be wasting your LIFE on something as stupid as CHEMICAL ENGINEERING which reduces your lifespan by half cause your like breathing chemicals the rest of your life. WOOPS! Did I say something offensive?

Cheers.

PS. Cat Ownage. 

Imma' going to smack your FACE you pussy.... cat