New Year Resolution?

10 things you should do when you reach sweet eighteen. Personally, this is not my New Year’s Resolution but it should  be everyone’s else.

1) Party like there’s not tomorrow

Money or life!? Ice Cream!!!

2) Sober yourself

Pimples are not one of the side effects of Cocktails

3) Beware of Explosive Presents

Tick.. Tick… Tick

4) Own a Rocketlauncher box of fireworks

Make sure the feds are not behind you

 

4) Study AGAIN!

Practical. Literally practical

 

5) Get laid…

Not by a dog!!

 

6) Do jailtime community work

This is not what you think it is

 

7) Try to maintain a hobby

I can play the shit out of games, so as the guitar

 

8) Dye your hair!!!

Recycled photos are in the fashion

9) Achieve something

It’s a loooong way down

 

10) Look forward to it

There’s no turning back. Well.. Probably…