10 things you should do when you reach sweet eighteen. Personally, this is not my New Year’s Resolution but it should be everyone’s else.
1) Party like there’s not tomorrow
Money or life!? Ice Cream!!!
2) Sober yourself
Pimples are not one of the side effects of Cocktails
3) Beware of Explosive Presents
Tick.. Tick… Tick
4) Own a Rocketlauncher box of fireworks
Make sure the feds are not behind you
4) Study AGAIN!
Practical. Literally practical
5) Get laid…
Not by a dog!!
6) Do jailtime community work
This is not what you think it is
7) Try to maintain a hobby
I can play the shit out of games, so as the guitar
8) Dye your hair!!!
Recycled photos are in the fashion
9) Achieve something
It’s a loooong way down
10) Look forward to it
There’s no turning back. Well.. Probably…
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